Battle of the PreK

This morning I sat down at my computer to complete one of those stupid mommy daddy assignments Pre-k teachers send the parents.  Which, I believe they do.... just to fuck with us.

The teacher has got to be at home snickering to herself saying something along the lines of... "I cant believe I told them to cut up pieces of paper from every product known to man that begins with their childs first initial... and that Levi Morrison's mom.. whew.. is that bitch in for a surprise there arent even twelve products ON THE PLANET that start with L.."

I hope she chokes on a fucking apple..

There AREN'T twelve fucking items on this planet beginning with an L and I KNOW because I fucking LOOKED bitches... I fucking LOOKED.  Google, Ask, Yahoo, and one search engine that just laughed at me while flyin me the bird.. Oh yea.. I LOOKED.

Searched my house.. I came up with a penny.. WHY because FUCKING Lincoln starts with an L.  Yes I know its a Penny.. yes I know that is P.. YES i know its not a label from something I bought.. but IT STARTS WITH L... and it may be all that stands between my child and HARVARD.   If I don't find twelve items beginning with L he might have to settle for Johnston County Community College .. marry a drunken white trash whore who sleeps with the port a potty plumber and live in a trailer with Cooter 1, 2, and 3.

I cannot have a grandchild NAMED COOTER!!! (Breathing heavily into the little sack the woman at 7-11 pt my tall boy in this morning.......)

Anyway....

I fucking found them.. all twelve of the little bastards.... he may be the only kid with a cigarette brand on his sheet and two types of beer but by god damn hes GOT EM.....hehe.. actually we managed to find all twelve child friendly labels.. but DAMN IT.. it was HARD and took FOUR of us to find them

I win... teacher... YOU LOSE.. HA! My kids goin to Harvard and youre gonna stay in SUCK TOWN... cause YOU faced the dragon and pulled back a nubbin.. .yesssss maam you did!